Sunday, November 9, 2008

Next Halloween

This year I had no costume. So I'm going to start putting together next year's costume now. Once a month I'll put one item in a box and when next October 1st rolls around I'll open the box and put on my costume. Starting December 1st, here are the items that will go into the box:
12/01/08: man's size extra large t shirt; you choose the color
01/01/09: cardboard tube from Christmas wrap
02/01/09: a license plate, state of your choice
03/01/09: candidate campaign button, election and candidate of your choice
04/01/09: one canned food item, your choice
05/01/09: fish net stockings, color your choice
06/01/09: bowling shoes
07/01/09: hat, style your choice
08/01/09: aluminum foil
09/01/09: walkie talkie
10/01/09: one plaid item, your choice
What am I? Any idea?
Happy Sunday

2 comments:

Jessica said...

You are:

One of Utica's homeless hookers who lives in her car, and cooks food on the engine. Not only are you supporting a candidate, it is probably going to be a liberal candidate cause you still want your abortion rights. The wrapping paper tube is the only weapon you could find on the street that the cops wouldn't take away, it also serves as a great place to stash illegal goodies.

Or you are really trying to mess with us and picked random items for us to put in a box and you are not really going to dress up.

lena said...

i was thinking more along the lines of a convict clown with delusions of communicating with aliens. the fishnets are antennae.