Pre Thanksgiving Haiku

Where I'm gonna go
They have guys who pump your gas
That's my Jersey Pride

No distinction, signs
have town names on both sides there,
entering, leaving

the best thing i think
is to have someone else cook
the turkey for you

Home for Thanksgiving
Time with my weird relatives
I don't like the turkey.

New York Holiday
Will be better than last years,
Thankful for Nicky